So I signed up for a kink bingo card for this round. Since my last catastrophic failure a few years back (I think I filled two squares and they weren't even next to each other) I haven't participated in KB, but I figured I'll give it a go:

( My beautiful card beneath the cut )

Hi hi hi! I wrote some porn. And it's OTP, oh I missed them so!

Title: Looking For Fast Love
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Pairing: Frank/Gerard
Rating: NC-17 for dirty bathroom sex.
Length: 5 167 words
Summary: Gerard needs to get laid. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Author's Notes: For the Anonymity square on my kink_bingo card.

( Gerard briefly toys with the idea of writing an ad for Craigslist, but the thought of a subject line like Basement Dweller Needs To Get Laid is so unappealing he doesn't even get three characters into the text box before he closes it down. )

HAPPY MOTHER HUMPING BIRTHDAY dancinbutterfly!!! In honor of this wondrous day, here is some Jailbait Hooker Ryan and Sound Tech Bob porns. Sorry it's not a cookie cake.

Title: How It Works
Fandom: My Chemical Romance / Panic! At The Disco (pre-split)
Pairing: Bob/Ryan
Rating: NC-17 for sex & some bruising
Length: 7, 354 words

Summary: Whenever a tour takes ( Read more... )

There are lots of exciting things going on!

Firstly! b_dsaint and dancinbutterfly are coming to the UK for visits in the winter! Cuddles! Meetups! Shenanigans!

Secondly! I am going to The Download Festival! I just bought my ticket!

Is anyone else going to Download this year? TELL ME! We should hang! Drop me a line - I need someone to see The Damned Things with me ( Read more... )